A modest proposal… against the spread of monkey pox

How about we try to temporarily enforce an end to orgies that risk to spread monkey pox. Apparently abstinence won’t work, but come on man! It was possible to force people to stay in their homes for weeks, to not work, to keep distance from each other, stay away from movie theaters and restaurants and even to not visit dying family members. This should be a piece of cake.

In fact, maybe restricting those people who haven’t ensured that they’re safe from monkey pox from serving in certain functions like public healthcare, could help as well.

You know what, let’s introduce an abstinence passport to curb the spread. With freedom also comes responsibility you know.

People who engage in dangerous sexual activity shouldn’t get equal consideration compared to pure victims of monkey pox.

Monkey pox is the new normal. We should get used to sexual distancing.

We should reinstate anti-sodomy laws. With Roe gone, Lawrence v. Texas can follow. Though to be clear, anti-sodomy laws prohibit both anal and oral sex and for heterosexuals as well. Even for a married husband and wife. This is good for public health since it prevents the spread of HPV which causes throat cancer. It can also prevent warts, chlamydia and hepatitis.

A fanatical crackdown on prostitution and adultery should occur as well. Anti-fornication law needs to be revived also.

But the tendency to engage in such unhealthy activities needed to be rooted out to prevent this from occurring. All graphic, or corrupting sex education should be banned. Like Hungary’s recent law except a lot less Liberal and soft. We can ban Russian news outlets from the Western internet, therefore we can ban porn as well! Pornography somehow being a form of freedom of speech or expression abuses and discredits the very concept.

The Kinsey Institute, Planned Parenthood, SIECUS and every single gay group or sex positive group will also be outlawed. Unlimited freedom of assembly, like free speech absolutism threatens society and the general good.

But masturbation is addictive behavior that leads to greater perversions. Outlaw it! And let’s fund nofap!

We might need an inquisition to enforce some of this. But perhaps not one as soft as the previous ones. Contrary to the black legend, they had rather low conviction rates. We need the inquisition of Protestant propaganda. Minus the perverse torture stuff of course. Otherwise we’ll end up in Marquis De Sade territory, and he was the proto-leftist.

Trump-Tucker 2024!!!!!!!

Johan van Schaik

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